Jokes in English
Q: Why did OM cross the road?
A: To get to another toolkit :)
Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?
A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
A: Because they had not read:
- the wiki, and
- the topic
As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work
Knock, Knock Who's There? A Neo User A Neo User
Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.
"How are you? How are you?" asks FSO.
"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9
Q: How to switch off this phone?
A: You have to write program :)
- Q What if somebody important calls?
- A Err..
- A. Because it messes up with the normal order in which people read things.
- Q. Why is top-posting prohibited on our mailing lists?
- Q What is your new year resolution?
- A 640x480.
Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung).
SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off.
I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable.
Is it normal behavioure?
Thanks in advance
[16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet?
<AntonTakk> i don't want another phone that would just need a bubble on top to look like an apple mouse <playya_> AntonTakk, a apple mouse has less buttons
<Rampentpancake> can i run openmoko as a live cd?
<Rampentpancake> like is it a bootable linux distribution?
Fantasy release announcements:
Openmoko Jokes in Other Languages
As a special page, I'd like all languages to be on the same page.
”GTA nolla kakkonen on, luureista ehkä voittamaton;
pientä laittoo se vaatii vaan, sitten baanalle brassailemaan
Jumankauta juu nääs päivää, ei ole huolen häivää;
toolkitit kun tunnelmaa tuo, bassfix ja buzzfix soundit luo”