Q: Why did OM cross the road?
A: To get to another toolkit :)
Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?
A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
A: Because they had not read:
- the wiki, and
- the topic
As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work
Knock, Knock Who's There? A Neo User A Neo User
Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.
"How are you? How are you?" asks FSO.
"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9
Q: How to switch off this phone?
A: You have to write program :)
[16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet?
- Q What if somebody important calls?
- A Uhhhh...