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'''E-mail quotes:'''
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Hello,
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Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung).
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SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off.
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I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable.
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Is it normal behavioure?
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Thanks in advance
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Mile
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Revision as of 18:09, 5 May 2009

Contents

Jokes in English

Q: Why did OM cross the road?

A: To get to another toolkit :)

Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)

Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?

A: The OM user has to flash more often :)

Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?

A: Because they had not read:

    1. the wiki, and
    2. the topic

As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.

Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?

A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work

 Knock, Knock
 Who's There?
 A Neo User
 A Neo User

Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?

A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!

Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"

Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?

A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.

OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.

"How are you? How are you?" asks FSO.

"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9

Q: How to switch off this phone?

A: You have to write program :)

Q What if somebody important calls?
A Err..
A. Because it messes up with the normal order in which people read things.
Q. Why is top-posting prohibited on our mailing lists?
Q What is your new year resolution?
A 640x480.


E-mail quotes:

Hello,


Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung).

SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off.

I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable.

Is it normal behavioure?

Thanks in advance

Mile


IRC quotes:

[16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet?


<AntonTakk> i don't want another phone that would just need a bubble on top to look like an apple mouse <playya_> AntonTakk, a apple mouse has less buttons


<Rampentpancake> can i run openmoko as a live cd?

<Rampentpancake> like is it a bootable linux distribution?


Motivator [1]

Accessories

Fantasy release announcements:

Openmoko Jokes in Other Languages

As a special page, I'd like all languages to be on the same page.

Finnish

Kummeli-assosiaatio
”GTA nolla kakkonen on, luureista ehkä voittamaton;
pientä laittoo se vaatii vaan, sitten baanalle brassailemaan
...
Jumankauta juu nääs päivää, ei ole huolen häivää;
toolkitit kun tunnelmaa tuo, bassfix ja buzzfix soundit luo”

(saa jatkaa/kehitellä)

...

Personal tools

Jokes in English

Q: Why did OM cross the road?

A: To get to another toolkit :)

Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)

Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?

A: The OM user has to flash more often :)

Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?

A: Because they had not read:

    1. the wiki, and
    2. the topic

As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.

Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?

A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work

 Knock, Knock
 Who's There?
 A Neo User
 A Neo User

Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?

A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!

Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"

Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?

A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.

OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.

"How are you? How are you?" asks FSO.

"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9

Q: How to switch off this phone?

A: You have to write program :)

Q What if somebody important calls?
A Err..
A. Because it messes up with the normal order in which people read things.
Q. Why is top-posting prohibited on our mailing lists?
Q What is your new year resolution?
A 640x480.


E-mail quotes:

Hello,


Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung).

SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off.

I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable.

Is it normal behavioure?

Thanks in advance

Mile


IRC quotes:

[16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet?


<AntonTakk> i don't want another phone that would just need a bubble on top to look like an apple mouse <playya_> AntonTakk, a apple mouse has less buttons


<Rampentpancake> can i run openmoko as a live cd?

<Rampentpancake> like is it a bootable linux distribution?


Motivator [1]

Accessories

Fantasy release announcements:

Openmoko Jokes in Other Languages

As a special page, I'd like all languages to be on the same page.

Finnish

Kummeli-assosiaatio
”GTA nolla kakkonen on, luureista ehkä voittamaton;
pientä laittoo se vaatii vaan, sitten baanalle brassailemaan
...
Jumankauta juu nääs päivää, ei ole huolen häivää;
toolkitit kun tunnelmaa tuo, bassfix ja buzzfix soundit luo”

(saa jatkaa/kehitellä)

...