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'''Q: Why did OM cross the road?''' | '''Q: Why did OM cross the road?''' | ||
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'''Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?''' | '''Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?''' | ||
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+ | A: The brick is heavier... slightly. | ||
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+ | A: The brick comes in different colors. | ||
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+ | A: You can't de-brick the brick. | ||
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+ | A: A brick doesn't have to be recharged every twelve hours | ||
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+ | A: A brick will reliably perform it's intended function out of the box, no configuration required. | ||
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+ | A: You don't have to constantly re-flash / update the software on a brick | ||
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+ | A: The brick will not buzz | ||
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+ | A: The brick won't stop working after a day or two | ||
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+ | A: The brick is waterproof | ||
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+ | A: Bricks are cheap, reliable, and widely available. | ||
A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls. | A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls. | ||
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+ | '''Q: And what's the similarity?''' | ||
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+ | A: The probability they ever reliably will. | ||
'''OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.''' | '''OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.''' | ||
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"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9 | "Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9 | ||
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+ | ''' A Freerunner, an iPhone and a CG900 walk into a bar.''' | ||
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+ | "I wish I had your prestige" says the CG900 | ||
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+ | "I wish I had your price" says the iPhone | ||
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+ | "Waitaminute, gotta reboot quickly" says the Freerunner | ||
'''Q: How to switch off this phone?''' | '''Q: How to switch off this phone?''' | ||
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;Q What if somebody important calls?:A Err.. | ;Q What if somebody important calls?:A Err.. | ||
− | ;A | + | ;A Because it messes up with the normal order in which people read things.:Q Why is top-posting prohibited on our mailing lists? |
;Q What is your new year resolution?:A 640x480. | ;Q What is your new year resolution?:A 640x480. | ||
+ | ;Q It looks like every HW problem in the Freerunner is solved with a larger capacitor. What do you think went wrong in the design process? :A. I think it was a lack of capacity. | ||
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− | + | '''E-mail quotes:''' | |
+ | Hello, | ||
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+ | Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung). | ||
− | + | SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off. | |
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+ | I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable. | ||
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+ | Is it normal behavioure? | ||
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+ | Thanks in advance | ||
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+ | Mile | ||
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+ | Steve Mosher on the Community ML: | ||
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+ | When OM throws a party nobody leaves with a buzz. | ||
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+ | Dr. H. Nikolaus Schaller on community ML: | ||
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+ | I have finally found where the shape and visual appearance of the Neo1973 and Freerunner come from: | ||
+ | http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=54.897579,23.882423&z=16&t=h&hl=en | ||
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+ | '''IRC quotes:''' | ||
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+ | [16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet? | ||
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+ | <AntonTakk> i don't want another phone that would just need a bubble on top to look like an apple mouse | ||
+ | <playya_> AntonTakk, a apple mouse has less buttons | ||
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+ | <Rampentpancake> can i run openmoko as a live cd? | ||
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+ | <Rampentpancake> like is it a bootable linux distribution? | ||
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+ | <sybren> DocScrutinizer: apt as replacement for opkg on SHR? | ||
+ | <DocScrutinizer> sybren: sure. even a 20 year old glass of jellyfisch could replace opkg | ||
'''Motivator''' | '''Motivator''' | ||
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'''Fantasy release announcements:''' | '''Fantasy release announcements:''' | ||
* New distribution: [http://scap.linuxtogo.org/files/2c3159f3e1a2622fd56fe29d2f222d9c.png OpenmokoMe Millenium Edition] ! | * New distribution: [http://scap.linuxtogo.org/files/2c3159f3e1a2622fd56fe29d2f222d9c.png OpenmokoMe Millenium Edition] ! | ||
− | * New hardware: [http:// | + | * New hardware: [http://newstechnica.com/2008/09/22/free-software-foundation-announces-gnuphone/ the GnuPhone]. |
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+ | = Openmoko Jokes in Other Languages = | ||
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+ | As a special page, I'd like all languages to be on the same page. | ||
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+ | == Finnish == | ||
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+ | [http://www.1songlyrics.com/k/kummeli/jumankauta-juu-n--s-p-iv--.html Kummeli-assosiaatio]<br> | ||
+ | ”GTA nolla kakkonen on, luureista ehkä voittamaton;<br> | ||
+ | pientä laittoo se vaatii vaan, sitten baanalle brassailemaan<br> | ||
+ | ...<br> | ||
+ | Jumankauta juu nääs päivää, ei ole huolen häivää;<br> | ||
+ | toolkitit kun tunnelmaa tuo, bassfix ja buzzfix soundit luo”<br> | ||
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+ | (saa jatkaa/kehitellä) | ||
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+ | == Czech == | ||
+ | [http://joejoe.blog.root.cz/2010/08/07/retezovka-co-tady-pohledavate/]<br> | ||
+ | aplikace mobile windws 6.5 - windows mobile suxx, pořiď si konečně pořádný telefon, třeba brokenmoko | ||
+ | == ... == | ||
− | [[ | + | [[Category:Funny and ironic stuff]] |
Latest revision as of 18:25, 14 August 2010
Contents |
[edit] Jokes in English
Q: Why did OM cross the road?
A: To get to another toolkit :)
Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?
A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
A: Because they had not read:
- the wiki, and
- the topic
As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work
Knock, Knock Who's There? A Neo User A Neo User
Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
A: The brick is heavier... slightly.
A: The brick comes in different colors.
A: You can't de-brick the brick.
A: A brick doesn't have to be recharged every twelve hours
A: A brick will reliably perform it's intended function out of the box, no configuration required.
A: You don't have to constantly re-flash / update the software on a brick
A: The brick will not buzz
A: The brick won't stop working after a day or two
A: The brick is waterproof
A: Bricks are cheap, reliable, and widely available.
A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.
Q: And what's the similarity?
A: The probability they ever reliably will.
OM2008.9 and FSO walk into a bar.
"How are you? How are you?" asks FSO.
"Buzzzzzzz" says OM2008.9
A Freerunner, an iPhone and a CG900 walk into a bar.
"I wish I had your prestige" says the CG900
"I wish I had your price" says the iPhone
"Waitaminute, gotta reboot quickly" says the Freerunner
Q: How to switch off this phone?
A: You have to write program :)
- Q What if somebody important calls?
- A Err..
- A Because it messes up with the normal order in which people read things.
- Q Why is top-posting prohibited on our mailing lists?
- Q What is your new year resolution?
- A 640x480.
- Q It looks like every HW problem in the Freerunner is solved with a larger capacitor. What do you think went wrong in the design process?
- A. I think it was a lack of capacity.
E-mail quotes:
Hello,
Yesterday I accidentally put my OM phone near LCD TV (Samsung).
SW on OM is QT Extended and when I press power button (to wake up mobile) TV immediately turn off.
I tried again and TV changed channel. So, on my phone this behavioure is repeatable.
Is it normal behavioure?
Thanks in advance
Mile
Steve Mosher on the Community ML:
When OM throws a party nobody leaves with a buzz.
Dr. H. Nikolaus Schaller on community ML:
I have finally found where the shape and visual appearance of the Neo1973 and Freerunner come from: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=54.897579,23.882423&z=16&t=h&hl=en
IRC quotes:
[16:03] <jadams_> does 2008.8 support the neo yet?
<AntonTakk> i don't want another phone that would just need a bubble on top to look like an apple mouse <playya_> AntonTakk, a apple mouse has less buttons
<Rampentpancake> can i run openmoko as a live cd?
<Rampentpancake> like is it a bootable linux distribution?
<sybren> DocScrutinizer: apt as replacement for opkg on SHR? <DocScrutinizer> sybren: sure. even a 20 year old glass of jellyfisch could replace opkg
Motivator [1]
Accessories
Fantasy release announcements:
- New distribution: OpenmokoMe Millenium Edition !
- New hardware: the GnuPhone.
[edit] Openmoko Jokes in Other Languages
As a special page, I'd like all languages to be on the same page.
[edit] Finnish
Kummeli-assosiaatio
”GTA nolla kakkonen on, luureista ehkä voittamaton;
pientä laittoo se vaatii vaan, sitten baanalle brassailemaan
...
Jumankauta juu nääs päivää, ei ole huolen häivää;
toolkitit kun tunnelmaa tuo, bassfix ja buzzfix soundit luo”
(saa jatkaa/kehitellä)
[edit] Czech
[2]
aplikace mobile windws 6.5 - windows mobile suxx, pořiď si konečně pořádný telefon, třeba brokenmoko